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જોક્સ- સ્કૂટર સ્ટેંડ

Webdunia
શુક્રવાર, 19 એપ્રિલ 2024 (08:14 IST)
પિક્ચર હોલનું આગળનું દૃશ્ય
માણસ- ભાઈ, અહીં સ્કૂટરનું સ્ટેન્ડ ક્યાં છે?
સંતા- સર, પહેલા તમારું નામ કહો?
એ માણસ પપ્પુ છે.
સંતા- હવે તારા માતા-પિતાના નામ કહો?
માણસ- મારે મૂવી જોવા જવું છે,
મારો સમય બગાડ્યા વિના, કૃપા કરીને મને ઝડપથી કહો કે સ્કૂટર સ્ટેન્ડ ક્યાં છે?

 
સંતા- એટલે જ કહું છું, જલ્દી કહો.
 
માણસ- મારી માતાનું નામ આશા દેવી છે, અને તે શિક્ષિકા છે.
મારા પિતાનું નામ રાજેશ શર્મા છે, અને તેઓ વકીલ છે.

 
સંતા- દરેક વ્યક્તિ શિક્ષિત છે.
માણસ- હા, હવે કહો ભાઈ સ્કૂટરનું સ્ટેન્ડ ક્યાં છે?
સંતા - શિક્ષિત માતા-પિતાનું સંતાન, સ્કૂટર સ્ટેન્ડ સ્કૂટરની નીચે હોય છે.

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